The hype was loud, the promises were wild — but reality hit hard.
NFTs are not investments — they’re digital illusions.
❌ Why NFTs Suck as Investments
1. Zero Liquidity
Try selling a Patek Philippe — you’ll have offers within hours.
Now try selling your NFT jpeg… Good luck. There’s no guaranteed market, no floor price, no real demand.
2. Pure Hype, No Substance
NFTs pump when influencers talk, then crash when they leave. There’s no underlying utility. You’re paying for vibes — not value.
3. No Physical Ownership
If shit hits the fan, you can’t wear an NFT. You can’t touch it. You can’t even flex it in real life — unless it’s on a screen. Which is… lame.
✅ What Actually Works: Real World Assets
💼 Smart money moves into assets with real demand, real scarcity, and global liquidity.
🔥 Top Watch Investments That Hold Value:
- Rolex Submariner – timeless entry-level icon
- Patek Philippe Nautilus – rare, sought after, skyrocketing
- Audemars Piguet Royal Oak – luxury, legacy, and power
- Rolex Daytona – always in demand, impossible to find
These aren’t just watches — they’re liquid stores of value.
You can sell them tomorrow in Tokyo, Dubai, or New York — no problem.
💎 Birkin Bags? Even Better.
The Hermès Birkin has outperformed gold in long-term ROI.
Rare, iconic, and wearable. In the right color and size? It appreciates year over year — with serious numbers.
📉 Bottom Line
NFTs are illiquid, unstable, and driven by hype.
Luxury watches and Birkin bags are tangible, desirable, and globally tradable.
So yeah…
Fuck Around & Buy an NFT — Find Out What Regret Feels Like.
Or invest smart — in something that actually holds value.
